Sad, sad news

It has just been reported that Santa Claus might spend Christmas in jail. Turns out criminal charges have been filed against him by authorities in every single state. Just last year alone he trespassed in over 1 million homes in the U.S. "He appears to be a professional", one police officer said, "There is never any damage done to the locks of the house, and he is able to defeat all security systems." He will be tried in court soon, but the only problem is he cannot be found, and he seems to have body duplicates everywhere.