Mow, mow, mow your boat...

This past weekend I was up to my ankles in one of the biggest crops of weed I have ever seen. It stretched out for what seemed like miles. The temptation to burn it all was intense, but I remained calm and cool. Instead, I fired up the ol weed wacker, and went to town. In case you are still wondering, I am talking about the fact that me and Wendy hacked back all the weeds that grew in our front yard. Free allergies were included. I cannot wait to do the back yard, it appears that there is not a single square foot that isn't overrun by what appears to be at least 3 different species of weeds. Anyone wanna come over and help? I'll let you have some of this "weed" for free!