Floor care

I made an interesting discovery today while vacuuming the carpet and sweeping up the tile flooring. It has come to my attention that if you are an average person, it is simply known as "cleaning the floor". If you have the wonderful disposition of owning a cat, it becomes something more. You are no longer just cleaning the floor, you are practically grooming it. I have a Dyson vacuum, and just doing one room in this house will fill it up halfway with hair from that mangy ball of fur, oops, I meant to say sweet cat. If I was losing my hair I would be envious of a creature that could lose so much of its hair, yet have no bald spots.

Confession

I have a confession to make. I have a new guilty pleasure when it comes to food. It is simple, yet I can't help but want one on the weekend: A fried bologna sandwich. Quite simple really, start by frying up some bologna (I use an electric skillet at medium heat, works like a charm because I can use no oil, and it doesn't stick). Once it is done throw it on some mayonnaise covered bread, but don't forget a slice of cheese. Mmmmmmmmm, makes me want another one right about now.....

Breakfast of champions

It is kinda funny to think about the fact that I am married, but I ate like a bachelor this morning. Leftover pizza and root beer. Felt kind of odd, but at the same time it tasted so right. I should probably go brush my teeth now.